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Y'arn't
This legendary word sparks fear into the hearts of your enemies. This slang combination clocks in at a staggering FOUR WORDS. You All Are Not. Y'all Aren't. Y'arn't. This powerful force of nature is a result of a failed spoken sentence uttered by one man. His faltered sentence was as such: "Y'all aren't thirsty, you're hungry!" But ohhh did he mess up. Operating on only five hours of precious sleep, his tongue was as tired as his brain, leading him to utter the now godlike word. Y'arn't thirsty, yo--" He faltered before the second half of the sentence, as his feet had already left the floor, and his eyes we're already fraught with tears of laughter and joy. Thank you for listening to my story. Now I applaud you. Use this word to your heart's content. Some may say y'arm't ready, but I think y'are!
Y'arn't by TheOfficialY'arn'tSpeaker February 27, 2019
y'arn't
Me: Man, me and my wife cant finish this bag of dicks. They're too filling!
Ass hole: Y'arn't done with that yet? Here ill finish them off for you if y'on't (yall dont) mind!
Me: Yeah sure; eat a bag of dicks ass hole!
Ass hole: Y'arn't done with that yet? Here ill finish them off for you if y'on't (yall dont) mind!
Me: Yeah sure; eat a bag of dicks ass hole!
y'arn't by DEATH TO... Idk. Me ig? August 13, 2018
Yarnt’nt
Friend: Bro yarnt’nt ready to hear about what me and my girl did last week, I trust you.
Me: Aight bet
Me: Aight bet
Yarnt’nt by Sandwichlord47 August 15, 2018
YARNTON
Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
YARNTON by Dr Octopus March 16, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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