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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
YARNTON by Dr Octopus March 16, 2008
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A village full of wannabe roadgirls,
Year nine girls walk around as if they own the place and they think everyone loves them where as they just make everyone cringe
A village full of skets and chavs
‘Wanna go Yarnton’
‘Nah Yarnton dead ting init’
Yarnton by bhadbiii October 6, 2018
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katy yarnton 

The sweetest girl you will ever meet has a heart of gold and always wants what is best for other people.in the bedroom she will rock your world and is hot as hell. Be carefull tho even with that smile that brightens up a room and sence of adventure that scares you she breaks on the inside and is just trying to cope. Befriend her now this girl is crazy and I promise you will have adventures.
I want to be friends with Katy yarnton
katy yarnton by Boltrex April 4, 2023
She is a very nice person and the very best friend you could hope for. She's ticklish, laughs all the time and loves purple. Also a very good babysitter and knows how to deal with little kids.
"She's such a Yantong, you know,", I said to my friend one day.
Yantong by Dark Umbreon February 4, 2020
person 1:YAHNTON!
person 2:why yes, hello to you too!
yahnton by RJFFF52257 July 5, 2009
Top salesperson in your team. Highly proficient in finding new leads, building relationships and closing deals.
A diplomatic, strategic and eloquent person.
He is the Yantono in our sales team!
Yantono by Wind Rider 2222 November 25, 2021
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