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Xute
n. : A typo made while texting the word "Cute" and actually typing "Xute" which actually means: Excessively Cute.
Jen (texting): "Tom is so xute!"
Mary (texting): "wth is xute?"
Jen (texting): "Sry meant 2 say cute but typed xute..Excessively cute!"
Mary (texting): "O ur right! he is so xute!"
Mary (texting): "wth is xute?"
Jen (texting): "Sry meant 2 say cute but typed xute..Excessively cute!"
Mary (texting): "O ur right! he is so xute!"
Xute by greenalicious March 1, 2009
Xulie
If you have a Xulie you are lucky! She is nice, kind, pretty, you name it she has it! She has a big BOOTY! Big TITIES! All the boys want her and need her! She has a natural big butt, boobs, and lips! One look at her face you might wanna date her! 😉😘 She is smart and worth every second of your time! Be careful! She can fight! She mght seem all nice but watch out, she can and will fight you! Be careful, and treat her nice... sometimes she can come up to you on your WORST moments! YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A XULIE! SHE ISN'T AFRAID TO TAKE CHANCES! 👫💕😉
Xulie
She is THE most hottest, nice and friendly girl EVER! You should ask her out! She likes u but ur just to much of a JERK to see! One look into her eyes, you might wanna date her! But ALSO, be careful! She IS A FIGHTER! Be nice and make sure you are ALWAYS on her good side! Once she is single it's ur chance to date her! Most Xulie's have a BIG BUTT and BIG BOOBS! But her LIPS... there BIGGER than the Kardashians lips! You should ask her out, because she is worth every second of ur time!
David: She's PERFECT! Should I ask her out!?
David's Friend: OMG! No! She already has a boyfriend! You missed out BIG TIME!
*Xulie comes*
Xulie: Hi! How are you guys?
David: Good, Good! Who are you dating??
Xulie: Oh! I'm dating _____ ! Why?
D's Friend: Let's GO!
David: She has beautiful, big, LIPS, BUTT and BOOBS!
David's Friend: OMG! No! She already has a boyfriend! You missed out BIG TIME!
*Xulie comes*
Xulie: Hi! How are you guys?
David: Good, Good! Who are you dating??
Xulie: Oh! I'm dating _____ ! Why?
D's Friend: Let's GO!
David: She has beautiful, big, LIPS, BUTT and BOOBS!
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