3 definitions by Webster Jaxburt
A practice used in online dating where an accurate image of oneself is not conveyed through pictures. This is done primarily by:
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
Exclusion- excluding photos that clearly show what you look like between your feet and shoulders. (all headshots).
Old pictures-pictures that are old when you were younger and in better shape or when one did not have children.
Filters-blurring and skin smoothing.
Camera angles such as high overhead shots.
Color washing - wearing black against a black background or adjusting the brightness to hide facial details.
Crowd hiding- being in a group picture wedged closely between two other people.
Sliming or body shaping undergarments-wearing spanx or girdles.
I met a girl online when I showed up on our first date she was clearly several years older and 30 lbs heavier than her pictures led me to believe. I knew immediately she was kittenfishing but to avoid an awkward situation I still continued the date that ended up costing $120 and about 10 hours of my life between communicating talking on the phone and the date.
by Webster Jaxburt April 25, 2022
A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.
by Webster Jaxburt March 13, 2022
( Not to be confused with standard generation X populations) A subcategory of Generation X; A person born after the Boomer generation and before generation Y, typically the offspring of the Boomer generation. The Xoomer is specifically characterized by the following criteria
Nihlisim
An ungrateful disenchantment with the society in which they live.
Deep rooted anxieties stemming from childhood that lead to neurotic and anti social behavior.
Contempt for anything which is not ecclectic.
Contempt for social norms
Addiction to craft beer and Marijuana.
An almost complete lack of personal accountability.
The belief that all of their problems are someone else's fault.
The belief that the Boomer generation is responsible for all the problems in the world while they are blameless.
Intolerance for anything that does not fall into line with their beliefs or viewpoints.
Cognitive dissonance
Self victimization
Hypocrisy
Chronic Self righteousness
Inability to deal with l adversity in a mature way.
An intense and constant sarcastic state.
Emotionally and mentally unstable.
Nihlisim
An ungrateful disenchantment with the society in which they live.
Deep rooted anxieties stemming from childhood that lead to neurotic and anti social behavior.
Contempt for anything which is not ecclectic.
Contempt for social norms
Addiction to craft beer and Marijuana.
An almost complete lack of personal accountability.
The belief that all of their problems are someone else's fault.
The belief that the Boomer generation is responsible for all the problems in the world while they are blameless.
Intolerance for anything that does not fall into line with their beliefs or viewpoints.
Cognitive dissonance
Self victimization
Hypocrisy
Chronic Self righteousness
Inability to deal with l adversity in a mature way.
An intense and constant sarcastic state.
Emotionally and mentally unstable.
I saw several xoomers today complaining about how awful society is and they all agreed that none of the problems making that way were their fault.
by Webster Jaxburt December 12, 2019