xflop

Micro$ofts game console, xbox.

lol you got the xflop? omg!

by blao October 19, 2005

Xylophile

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Xylophone abs

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

by Qwassie November 16, 2013

xylophila

A person who speaks of trees and forest in hushed tones and reserves deep respect for them, they may also be know to smoke some of the green stuff from time to time.

Wiz Khalifa is a xylophila

by wizardofmoz June 10, 2016

xylophilia

The obssessive fascination or attraction to nature.

His xylophilia causes him to go into the woods a lot.

by death.is.afk September 18, 2016

Xylophoney

Adjective- Reffering to a person with a high or chimey voice

Alex is very xylophoney because his voice is rather high.

by Makenzzzza February 10, 2009