Get the xilophone mug.The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”
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When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.
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Get the Xylophoney mug.This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.
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Get the The Xylophone mug.A slang term used in the fashion and entertainment industry (and often in the pro-ana community) to describe visible chest bones in a female due to extreme thinness. Not used with regard to the side of the body but specifically the breastplate due to its xylophonic appearance. Synonymous with xylobone.
"I was trying to focus on the clothes during that fashion show, but I kept getting distracted by those xylophones."
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