xylophoning

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling

by huster April 22, 2003

Xylophoning

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.

Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.

by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of often making loud noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeeee" squealed Neora
"Stop being so xylophonious!" Said Aliza

by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

Xylophonicesquepsychologicalbewildermentframevarnishjuicekazoo

A kazoo that sounds like a xylophone if a xylophone where a kazoo, that also psychologicaly bewilders you, that also acts as a frame varnish which is made out of extracted natural fruits and vegetables.

Also, It is a word that contains every letter of the english alphabet

1:hey I have a question, do you sell a kazoo that sounds like if a xylophone were a kazoo, that also bewilders me on a psychological level, which I can also use as a varnish for my frames at home made out of extracted natural fruits and vegtables?

2:you mean a xylophonicesquepsychologicalbewildermentframevarnishjuicekazoo?

3: yea, I'll take two

by Mrs.Tolerance June 23, 2025