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John: look its xayven
Jeff: pretty sus man
xayven by caretyulez224 March 17, 2021
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A male name, Xaven, pronounced Zaven, is usually a happy dude with a love of games and can get along with just about everyone in his own quirky manner. Xaven will strike up random conversations with strangers in completely tactless ways, often just so he can share his knowledge and interest in his own topic. However, Xaven will listen keenly to what the person has to say and add to the conversation when he can. Xaven has also made being annoying into an art form and often finds ways of turning simple things like grocery shopping, exercising, and watching youtube videos into hellish nightmares for anyone he dislikes or perhaps likes too much. However, Xaven will almost never use this ability and to 99% of people will be a very nice and caring person. Even for those who he does annoy they can never be truly mad because they know he is a magnificently good hearted person and will have their back when they need it. He is extremely hard working and though life often deals him a bad hand through him being in a bad financial situation or having mental difficulties he will make the best of it and become an invaluable friend, family member, and worker.
Oh my God Xaven! stop showing me pug videos when you know I hate those dogs!

Awe, thank you Xaven for doing the dishes, and all your homework without being asked.

Xaven: Hi!
random person: Hi?
Xaven: do you like dinosaurs?

random person: yeah they're pretty cool.
Xaven: yeah, my favorite is the spinosaures, because they have sharp teeth and long claws that could catch fish. and they looked like a crocodile. what is your favorite dinosaur?
random person: uh, the T rex
Xaven: yeah I like that one too!
Xaven by GeckoGeek November 24, 2018
Related Words
xayven xayden Xyven xaiven Xaven xaylen Xayvon
An amazing person and extremely hot boy he is weardrum and arrogant but he is also proud he is great to be around and just an amazing person any one who knows a xayden is one of the luckiest peoplease on earth.
Wow xayden is so hot
xayden by Nari Kim AKA RAH April 9, 2017
Danm xayvon you made that shot
Xayvon by 211gh April 23, 2019
A Black Male with a 10 inch Dick.
I love Xaiven.
xaiven by Blue880Dude May 21, 2018
he’s a jerk, he’ll make you think he loves you, then he’ll brake your heart. he’s a pot head. oh and he just loves to make out
xaylen is a jerk!
xaylen by xays ex May 28, 2022
A psychotic and mentally unstable person with cannibalistic tendencies. Someone who is a Xyven is incapable of feeling emotions other than the mental state of pure insanity they are constantly in.
That guy’s insane! He’s such a Xyven!
Xyven by Necropedophile🎸🎸🎸 November 21, 2023
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