Xaven

A male name, Xaven, pronounced Zaven, is usually a happy dude with a love of games and can get along with just about everyone in his own quirky manner. Xaven will strike up random conversations with strangers in completely tactless ways, often just so he can share his knowledge and interest in his own topic. However, Xaven will listen keenly to what the person has to say and add to the conversation when he can. Xaven has also made being annoying into an art form and often finds ways of turning simple things like grocery shopping, exercising, and watching youtube videos into hellish nightmares for anyone he dislikes or perhaps likes too much. However, Xaven will almost never use this ability and to 99% of people will be a very nice and caring person. Even for those who he does annoy they can never be truly mad because they know he is a magnificently good hearted person and will have their back when they need it. He is extremely hard working and though life often deals him a bad hand through him being in a bad financial situation or having mental difficulties he will make the best of it and become an invaluable friend, family member, and worker.

Oh my God Xaven! stop showing me pug videos when you know I hate those dogs!

Awe, thank you Xaven for doing the dishes, and all your homework without being asked.

Xaven: Hi!
random person: Hi?
Xaven: do you like dinosaurs?

random person: yeah they're pretty cool.
Xaven: yeah, my favorite is the spinosaures, because they have sharp teeth and long claws that could catch fish. and they looked like a crocodile. what is your favorite dinosaur?
random person: uh, the T rex
Xaven: yeah I like that one too!

by GeckoGeek November 24, 2018

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Xaving

The act of disappearing; Saying you are going to do something and never do; Always forgetting something crucial; Leaving out important details

Joe: Man where is Bob at? He told us to meet him here!

Mike: Maaaan that fool is xaving.
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Rob: Man did you get the rellos?

Seth: Oh shit, I forgot....my bad.

Rob: You xaving...
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Bill: Hey are you guys ready to go?

Randy & Mark: Yeah, let's go!

Bill: Do you guys have my gas money?

Randy: Gas Money?

Bill: Mark didn't tell you I wanted 5 bucks for gas?

Randy: I've been with him all day and he didn't even mention it once!!!

Mark: My bad bro, ON MY MOMMA I thought I told you!!!

Randy: SMH

by KingLazarus August 3, 2011

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Xanen

A person who's grandparent(s) passed away having sex with 4 or more people and/or animals.

"Did you know that Abraham Lincon is a Xanen?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean!?"
"His grandfather died in an orgy."

by simplified insults August 19, 2023

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Xaver

No words could possibly describe how cute/hot he is, totally talented with hiphop, jazz, ballet, soccer, handball, backflips off a rope and front flips too. Has got a dirty mind but reallllyy funny! Lots of friends and I mean lots. Loves the beach and getting into water sports like swimming, surfing ect.. Loves his family and friends. Loves girls checking him out, loves attention and speaking in front of an audience (always first to volunteer) Amazingly good at sports and adorably competitive! Digs girls who are good at sports! Some how steals every girls hearts who meet him and is likely to be the best bae ever!!!! So if u know a Xaver hold on to him cause these boys are very special

James: Smash or pass for Xaver?
Emily: Oh that boi but smaaaassh
James: Yeah Xaver is ligit

by Xaver Boys September 3, 2017

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