x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010

Xboned

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

by Bootzy June 12, 2013

xboned

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013

xboned

When you pay the price for getting an xbone.

Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.

by jamndamn May 22, 2013

XBoned

When you find out the game you want is only for the "next gen" console (particularly the Xbox One). Thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. You then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.

Ex. "Dude I really want the next Call of Duty but it's only for the next gen consoles. I'm totally getting XBoned by Activision."

by BossSauce 47 April 14, 2015