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Slang for someone who shoots an exceptionally large volume of ejaculate, typically after intercourse, and especially when a huge mess on the sheets and bedding results. Is a reference to the much-publicized oil spill from the 1980s.

Girlfriend1: Yo, look at those sheets! X-on must have been here!

Girlfriend 2: Ya, I'll be cleaning up for days.

X-on by Shogun Xll March 22, 2007

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X on a mobile ad

The only thing that is smaller than a quark

Frick, the X on a mobile ad is really really really really really really really small

X on a mobile ad by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 29, 2021

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X on a mobile ad

(noun) The exit button, notoriously small for mobile game advertisements.

“The x on a mobile ad is the smallest known object in the universe.”

X on a mobile ad by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

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X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase

Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.

X on top by JamalSlide January 7, 2018

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sex on x

Having sex on ecstacy. It will be very pleasurable but it will also make all sex for the rest of your life a worse because none of it will compare to sex on x. Do not have sex on x because it messes you up.

Sorry babe, but I had sex on x a few years ago and it just has never been good since then.

sex on x by cc runner August 25, 2007

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Sex on X

The act of having sex after taking a hit(or two) of Ecstasy. Apparently, it's the most pleasurable sex can get.

Sex on X is the best fuckin' sex in the world!

Sex on X by Doc MC October 24, 2004

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on X

Basically the same as "on Jah" only you call him by his rapper name.

Ay nigga you got a cute ass on X.

on X by Wolvesrule29 August 12, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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