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Wakeland 

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond
Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland
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wykel wykes wynell Wakelin wakely Wokel wokeland Wokeless Wokelisted wydell

poo wakely

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely
poo wakely by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012

Dru Wakely 

Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*

He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Dru Wakely by saportasuarez April 8, 2010
Wykeite is the name given to a person that comes from the Wyke Regis area in Weymouth, Dorset, United Kingdom.
Andrew Wiles is a Wykeite.
Wykeite by Andrew Wiles October 15, 2008

rusty wakelin 

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.
I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!
rusty wakelin by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008
From woke + yokel: someone who thinks wokeness makes them sophisticated but is actually utterly clueless.
John told me traffic lights are sexist, he's such a wokel
Wokel by Allhandlesareinuse July 5, 2019