Wiles
Wiles by Polish Prince December 24, 2003
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Wiles
The most amazing and brilliant, albeit slightly neurotic poet. A true champion of soccer and hearts. A novice in mastication but a genius of the mind.
Ex. "When you're feeling sick,
And there's nothing you can do;
A boyfriend you will find,
Who will always care for you.
I would say "get well soon",
But it wouldn't be enough.
Cause you mean a lot to me,
More than you can snot!"
Ex. "When you're feeling sick,
And there's nothing you can do;
A boyfriend you will find,
Who will always care for you.
I would say "get well soon",
But it wouldn't be enough.
Cause you mean a lot to me,
More than you can snot!"
My boyfriend is Wiles.
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Wiles
An adjective or pro-noun used to describe a tool who manages to act like an enormous puss puss at the same time. Can also be used as a verb, or purely for emphasis of the tool-ish nature of the person.
Wiles house
The name for a group of 5-7 kicked off frat douches that decide to live in a house together. The results are devastating beyond human comprehension. A group by this name majors in nothing besides purely blacking out like it’s their fucking 9-5 job.
Girl 1: Hey you wanna black out to non- existence with some mediocre frat boys?
Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!
Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!
Wiles house by Freezer911 April 1, 2021
Masculine Wiles
male-oriented seductive moves that are typically used to attract a female. Usually it's a combination of but not limited to:
1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
1. The most stereotypical ones are flexing a muscle, puffing a chest, deepening your voice, smooth-talking your way into a girl’s pants.
Then there are others like
2. purposely towering over a girl to seem like an alpha or staring a girl down in a dominant way to stir something primal in her
3. doing traditional masculine tasks to show off physique
4. wearing plain shirts or pants that are too tight in all the right places
5. doing something that shows the skillfulness of your big strong hands
6. putting your arm around a girl
7. lifting a girl up to show off upper body strength
8. putting your hand on the small of her back
9. walking in a commanding, authoritative way (or with swagger) that calls attention to your presence
10. smiling at her in a sly and knowing way
11. making suggestive jokes to remind girls to view you in a sexual way
12. acting so incredibly gentlemanly that a girl feels comfortable and safe enough to be emotionally and potentially physically naked in front of you
13. pulling up his shirt to show off abs if he's muscular
"After getting all sweaty from a basketball game, this cute shirtless guy smiled at me. I couldn't take my eyes off his muscles and that's just what he wanted. Damn those masculine wiles!"
"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."
"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
"He offered to carry my bag and I let him because I couldn't resist his masculine wiles."
"John was such a caveman last night. When he realized I was just as horny as he was, he lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom. I was putty in his hands. Don't you just love masculine wiles!"
Masculine Wiles by You'reWelcomeAmerica March 7, 2014
Masculine Wiles
The ability for a man to cook breakfast in bed, after returning from a successful Clay Pigeon Shoot, whilst quoting Shakespeare.
"These are great eggs, Bob, Certainly been working on your Masculine Wiles"
"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. "
"I can no other answer make, but, thanks, and thanks. "
Masculine Wiles by ghop56 April 22, 2015