Wakelin

Literally the funniest, most charming, handsome guy you could ever met - can be shy sometimes but has a sweet soul. Eyes are dreamy and his hair is brown and fluffy. He likes lots of sports and is quite athletic. He might play hockey, or soccer, or basketball, and he might have a sibling or two. Wakelin is a rlly nice guy with a good sense of humour, its worth getting to know him 💗

"Wakelin eats sushi."

by disguisedgal June 11, 2022

Wakelin

Wakelin is the most sweetest person you'll ever come across. He seems cold on the outside and very reserved but in truth, he has the most funniest and loving personality. He has cute freckles that cover his face and his long eyelashes make his eyes look beautiful. Wakelin is pretty short and acts like a hoodrat but in reality he is goofy and shy. It might take a while for him to warm up to you but if he really likes you it'll be easy to feel comfortable around him anywhere. Make sure to not lose him, you'll regret it. Take things slower and don't cut him off.

thankyou for the flowers Wakelin.

by idiotmwhahaha March 21, 2024

rusty wakelin

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008

katie wakelin

Katie is not the best person in the world she would rather eat nutella at home on her own rather than go out to play, she also loves to eat ice-cream along with brownies. She has a lot of flubber lubber. She likes to hang around friends and have a laugh but dont be drawn in by her laugh she is a sour girl inside she will kick your dick in so it hurts

That katie wakelin she'll kick your dick

by Mohsin hashmi February 24, 2017

Wakeland

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond

Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland

by allthatandabagofchips March 14, 2019

Great Wakering

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009

Wakeland High School

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.

Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.

by IhateWakeland May 23, 2011