wusstache 

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics

that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache

wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011

pusstache 

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

woustache 

a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip of a female. (a.k.a. woman's moustache)

I was totally digging the girl across room, until she turned around and the ambient lighting highlighted her thick woustache.

woustache by Lee lee Jo August 30, 2009

Pusstache 

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

Pusstache by Janos C February 27, 2011

Mr.Westache 

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010

pusstache 

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

wispstache 

1) a subtle moustache.

2) moustache in-the-making

"OMG he has a dead animal living on his upper lip."

"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."

wispstache by yoursexylover October 26, 2009