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wispstache 

1) a subtle moustache.

2) moustache in-the-making
"OMG he has a dead animal living on his upper lip."

"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."
wispstache by yoursexylover October 26, 2009
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wusstache 

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics
that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache
wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011

Whipstache

A mustache made of whipped cream. Closely related to the milk mustache, yet infinitely cooler.
Two kids are drinking hot chocolate.

Kid A: *giggles*
Kid B: "what's so funny?"
Kid A: "OMG you totally have a whipstache!"
Whipstache by mustache du lait September 30, 2009

Shadow O' Willstache

the result of Will's (from the Terrace) encounter with an unrelenting pair of scissors, rendering him 'stacheless, leaving only the mere shadow of his once formidable imperial moustache betwixt his rosy cheeks.
When Will shaved his moustache, he was left with a Shadow O' Willstache that made him look like a douchebag.
Shadow O' Willstache by Goddard April 13, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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