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wusstache 

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics
that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache
wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011

Whipstache

A mustache made of whipped cream. Closely related to the milk mustache, yet infinitely cooler.
Two kids are drinking hot chocolate.

Kid A: *giggles*
Kid B: "what's so funny?"
Kid A: "OMG you totally have a whipstache!"
Whipstache by mustache du lait September 30, 2009

Shadow O' Willstache

the result of Will's (from the Terrace) encounter with an unrelenting pair of scissors, rendering him 'stacheless, leaving only the mere shadow of his once formidable imperial moustache betwixt his rosy cheeks.
When Will shaved his moustache, he was left with a Shadow O' Willstache that made him look like a douchebag.
Shadow O' Willstache by Goddard April 13, 2008