Mr.Westache Share definition Flag A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache. Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican. Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Mr.Westache mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch