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pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006
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pusstache
When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008
Pusstache
Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.
Pusstache
When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
Pusstache
When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
Pusstache
A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.
1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”