Wustache 

A woman with a mustache. Also known as agustache.

"Damn Johnny, your mom has one hairy wustache. Maybe you should teach her how to shave"

"Crikey!I thought that woman was a man! Look at her wustache! She could be Hitler's twin!"

Wustache by Cloocky February 23, 2009

wusstache 

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics

that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache

wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011

woustache 

a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip of a female. (a.k.a. woman's moustache)

I was totally digging the girl across room, until she turned around and the ambient lighting highlighted her thick woustache.

woustache by Lee lee Jo August 30, 2009

Mr.Westache 

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010