Wustache

A woman with a mustache. Also known as agustache.

"Damn Johnny, your mom has one hairy wustache. Maybe you should teach her how to shave"

"Crikey!I thought that woman was a man! Look at her wustache! She could be Hitler's twin!"

Wustache by Cloocky February 23, 2009

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wusstache

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics

that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache

wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011

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Wustache • woustache • wusstache • Mr.Westache

woustache

a strip of hair left to grow above the upper lip of a female. (a.k.a. woman's moustache)

I was totally digging the girl across room, until she turned around and the ambient lighting highlighted her thick woustache.

woustache by Lee lee Jo August 30, 2009

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Mr.Westache

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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