When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

Pusstache

Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.

I was surprised to discover she was sporting a handlebar pusstache!

Pusstache by Jesstice September 13, 2017

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

Pusstache by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.

"Hey bro nice pusstache"

-Or-
"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."

Pusstache by Ree-C April 14, 2019

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

Pusstache by vonLegs September 24, 2025