Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".

Your russtache is looking quite bushy!

by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010

wusstache

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics

that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache

by getgo October 3, 2011

pusstache

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

rustacean

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.

"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."

by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

Rashtache

Irritated skin on your upper lip, making it look like a mustache, which is especially unfortunate for females

After using Nair on her upper lip to remove her girl mustache DESPITE the instructions not to use it on the face, Kaitlin was rewarded with a handsomely dark rashtache

by ispeaktheruth May 10, 2009

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011

pusstache

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008