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wusstache 

(n.) a thin, undeveloped mustache, typically seen on pubescent boys or Star Wars fanatics
that dude doesn't have a mustache, he has a wusstache
wusstache by getgo October 3, 2011
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pusstache 

The pubic region of a female.
Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.
pusstache by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

rustacean 

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.
"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."
rustacean by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

Rashtache 

Irritated skin on your upper lip, making it look like a mustache, which is especially unfortunate for females
After using Nair on her upper lip to remove her girl mustache DESPITE the instructions not to use it on the face, Kaitlin was rewarded with a handsomely dark rashtache
Rashtache by ispeaktheruth May 10, 2009

Pusstache 

A pussy mustache
I like your pusstache.
Pusstache by Janos C February 27, 2011

pusstache 

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
pusstache by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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