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Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".
Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?
warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009
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Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
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Awkward Bum Warmth 

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

Poop Warmth 

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
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Fuck Warmth 

The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.
Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.
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