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Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".
Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?
warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009
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Kettle Warmth 

Warm liquid from a kettle.

See:Hot Water
Person 1: Geez its so cold. :@
Person 2: I know, I could really do with some kettle warmth
Adj.
1. To be warthy is to be able to develop software in such a fashion that it meets the customers needs, is delivered on time, fault free and within budget.

2. A module of code that is known to work correctly and satisfy the needs for which it was designed.
If you're not warthy, Microsoft doesn't want you.

Only warthy people may code with my company.

The code wasn't warthy so we junked it.
warthy by Jonathan Ribhole August 17, 2007

Awkward Bum Warmth 

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

Poop Warmth 

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
Poop Warmth by Madetolast December 20, 2017

Fuck Warmth 

The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.
Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.
Fuck Warmth by SinBin365 July 4, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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