Wumph 

To hit a pigeon in the face with a book

I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained

Wumph by CallieR12345 August 12, 2013

wumph 

The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.

WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*

wumph by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006

wumph 

To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..

I just want to wumph that cake

wumph by The macster May 15, 2016

wumph 

Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.

Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed

wumph by amy & ringo November 14, 2006

Tufty wump 

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

WUPHF

Links up all communication portals so you are also within reach, part of the "dog pack" obviously. Founder and CEO Ryan Howard made WUPHF possible and is currently heading to be a prime leader in rapid worldwide communication.

"I video chat, I skype, I text, I tweet, I chat, I phone, I WUPHF!"

Dude 1: Did you get my message? Im sure I WUPHF'd it.
Dude 2: No doubt, once I got WUPHF all my electronics collaborately help me know what you needed.
Dude 1: WUPHF man!!
Dude 2: WUPHF!

WUPHF by Juanego September 29, 2010