wumph

The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.

WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*

by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006

wumph

To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..

I just want to wumph that cake

by The macster May 15, 2016

wumph

Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.

Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed

by amy & ringo November 14, 2006

Wumph

To hit a pigeon in the face with a book

I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained

by CallieR12345 August 12, 2013