Wumph

To hit a pigeon in the face with a book

I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained

by CallieR12345 July 8, 2013

wumph

The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.

WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*

by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006

wumph

To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..

I just want to wumph that cake

by The macster May 7, 2016

wumph

Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.

Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed

by amy & ringo November 14, 2006