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The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.
WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*
by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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To hit a pigeon in the face with a book
I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained
by CallieR12345 July 08, 2013
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Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.
Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed
by amy & ringo November 14, 2006
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To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..
by The macster May 07, 2016
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