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A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.
I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.
wumpkin by nzpimpin September 18, 2005
Similar to Blumpkin and Crumpkin. The act of getting your wang sucked while deficating (shitting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..
Bob- Dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

Jim- Yeah man, they're insane!!

Bob- Awesome dude, I'm about to go ask my girl for me.

Jim- Great.. hope you get it.
wumpkin by Ben Dover 420 April 20, 2010
when you get a blow job while playing world of warcraft
dude i got to level 70 while i was getting a wumpkin from bridget!
wumpkin by funkyxfresh October 24, 2008
"he is a beautiful sugar wumpkin"
wumpkin by sweetpotatopie06 May 2, 2005

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang
Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.
Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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