wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem July 22, 2008

wumpkin

A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.

by nzpimpin August 26, 2005

wumpkin

Similar to Blumpkin and Crumpkin. The act of getting your wang sucked while deficating (shitting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..

Bob- Dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

Jim- Yeah man, they're insane!!

Bob- Awesome dude, I'm about to go ask my girl for me.

Jim- Great.. hope you get it.

by Ben Dover 420 April 20, 2010

wumpkin

when you get a blow job while playing world of warcraft

dude i got to level 70 while i was getting a wumpkin from bridget!

by funkyxfresh September 13, 2008

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

tubby wumpkins

See Stigmata.

by Bob Roberts May 09, 2003

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021