wtvml

what ever my love

person 1: what do u want get food

person 2: wtvml

person 1: whatever my love

by anonymous March 12, 2024

WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

WTML

An acronym for "welcome to my life".

"My car broke down and I missed my flight. WTML."

by BabyKat October 19, 2009

wtml

an abbriviation for what the man lard

Joe: "Dude wtml is up with cheese???"
Bob: "Wtml are you talking about???"

by wukigerhurger September 15, 2005

WTML

Welcome To My Life

John: F me, I cant go, i have to babysit

Steve: Wtf, Why does your mom always make you do shit like that

John:WTML

by sickk ninja July 27, 2010

wtml

acronym for "welcome to my life"

wtml

by ellielooo January 11, 2011

WTGML

a little reminder to a young adult male akin to the more well-known WWJD, but more practical to everyday life--"Will this get me laid?"

Tom: "hey, marcus, look at that ugly-ass girl! you gotta say something!"
Marcus: (hm, but those hot girls are watching... WTGML?) "nah tom, i think i'll pass"

by MFT November 18, 2005