WTGML
a little reminder to a young adult male akin to the more well-known WWJD, but more practical to everyday life--"Will this get me laid?"
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WTFML
A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.
WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
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WTGLB
W.T.G.L.B. stands for Way To Go Little Buddy and is amongst the most partronising things you'll ever hear. It can be accompanied by a pat on the head or if you're feeling nasty, a slap round the face!
Dave says : "Yeah I was playin' Paintball, this guy was bent down and I nailed him between the cheeks"
Ed says : "Way to go little buddy (WTGLB)" (Pats Dave several times on the head)
(Dave leaves room embarassed, scarred mentally for life)
Ed says : "Way to go little buddy (WTGLB)" (Pats Dave several times on the head)
(Dave leaves room embarassed, scarred mentally for life)
WTGLB by Jason & Zac February 25, 2006
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wtml by wukigerhurger September 15, 2005
WGMLTYWU
Internet slang for "We're gonna make love (til you wake up)". Often used by pedobears chatting amongst themselves before they go out and forfeit the bait. It has also established itself in the very colorful vocabulary of date rapists.
Uhm..hey there...Wanda, I really didn't mean to hit you with the butt of my gun...
P3t3r1988: WGMLTYWU
wanda_twilightgrll95: what?
P3t3r1988: nothin honey
P3t3r1988: WGMLTYWU
wanda_twilightgrll95: what?
P3t3r1988: nothin honey
WGMLTYWU by QuiditchKidStarWars97(notpedo) May 26, 2010
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