WTGML 

a little reminder to a young adult male akin to the more well-known WWJD, but more practical to everyday life--"Will this get me laid?"

Tom: "hey, marcus, look at that ugly-ass girl! you gotta say something!"
Marcus: (hm, but those hot girls are watching... WTGML?) "nah tom, i think i'll pass"

WTGML by MFT November 18, 2005

WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

WTFML by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

WTML 

An acronym for "welcome to my life".

"My car broke down and I missed my flight. WTML."

WTML by BabyKat October 19, 2009

WTGLB 

W.T.G.L.B. stands for Way To Go Little Buddy and is amongst the most partronising things you'll ever hear. It can be accompanied by a pat on the head or if you're feeling nasty, a slap round the face!

Dave says : "Yeah I was playin' Paintball, this guy was bent down and I nailed him between the cheeks"

Ed says : "Way to go little buddy (WTGLB)" (Pats Dave several times on the head)

(Dave leaves room embarassed, scarred mentally for life)

WTGLB by Jason & Zac February 25, 2006

wtml 

an abbriviation for what the man lard

Joe: "Dude wtml is up with cheese???"
Bob: "Wtml are you talking about???"

wtml by wukigerhurger September 15, 2005

WTML 

Welcome To My Life

John: F me, I cant go, i have to babysit

Steve: Wtf, Why does your mom always make you do shit like that

John:WTML

WTML by sickk ninja July 27, 2010

WGMLTYWU 

Internet slang for "We're gonna make love (til you wake up)". Often used by pedobears chatting amongst themselves before they go out and forfeit the bait. It has also established itself in the very colorful vocabulary of date rapists.

Uhm..hey there...Wanda, I really didn't mean to hit you with the butt of my gun...
P3t3r1988: WGMLTYWU
wanda_twilightgrll95: what?
P3t3r1988: nothin honey

WGMLTYWU by QuiditchKidStarWars97(notpedo) May 26, 2010