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Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

wrinkled soles 

Wrinkled soles means when someone (preferably a female) scruches their toes which also wrinkles up their soles.This can also happen if someone is barefoot laying down flat on their stomach with their feet down this will also give the apearence. The term Wrinkled soles is expessialy common in the foot fetish community for those who enjoy the soles of feet.The soles can be wrinkled in any pose in which they are visible, including The Pose
That girl Bianca is so beautiful and her feet are so sexy. I'm gonna ask her if I can go to the beach with her some day, if she ends up agreeing I can record her sandy feet and wrinkled soles without her even knowing
wrinkled soles by Pablotoofresh April 20, 2017

Wrinkled Penny 

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.
Wrinkled Penny by Dave September 27, 2004

Vagina Wrinkle 

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"
Vagina Wrinkle by Tina278 February 15, 2015

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

Penis wrinkle 

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
Penis wrinkle by bobsicle February 3, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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