wozzled
Incredibly drunk
I was absolutely wozzled last night.
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wozzles by piece_of_cake April 17, 2018
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Wozzles
Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
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Wozzle Wank
When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.
“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”
“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
Wozzle Wank by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020
Wozzle
A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
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