A mythical creature rather like a drop bear but benign and very friendly and protective of you when lost in Australian woodlands and forests.
When going bushwalking ensure you carry plenty of raisins and currants to attract a wozzle when lost to look after you.
by Seriously Lost October 09, 2007
by wozzled pork chop September 05, 2015
by uncle toby muesli bar July 15, 2006
Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
by Reckless.cee August 23, 2017
A stupid person; simliar to Australian derogatory slang of a "goose" Someone that is not too smart, that is silly, that is a foolish person.
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Similar to "fool," "idiot," "dumb," "moron," and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.
1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless
Look at that guy wearing Ed Hardy; what a wozzle!
That wozzle just hit my car!
This wozzle stuffed up my order!
That wozzle just hit my car!
This wozzle stuffed up my order!
by dr jekyll December 29, 2009
The act of getting close with your lady friend, Not the actual act of sex, but the stages leading to it.....
by Shadizzy January 13, 2003