woozled 

The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).

"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"

woozled by doctorcynicism November 3, 2013

woozled 

What you become after heart-pattering, knee-weakening, head-spinning kissing, or other such activity. To be associated with the word woo, which is what someone must do to you in order for you to have become woozled.

After that mind-blowing goodbye kiss, I was so thoroughly woozled I could barely walk to my car.

woozled by danielleabella December 22, 2008

woozled 

1. absolutely shreked (adjective)
2. the process of absolutely shreking someone (verb)

that someone who is woozled or has been woozled by someone is now subject to the woozle effect

YOU JUST GOT WOOZLED!

woozled by alexdapineapple February 11, 2019

Woozzed-Out 

Woozzed-Out
is when you are too drunk from the alcohol and you can’t focus.
dazed out on a downer drug.

Big Kai: Hey, why did you leave the club so early last night,
Ryne-O: bruh i was really Woozzed-Out; I had to go home I was in a daze.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Woozzed-Out by MillYentei DYSlick July 14, 2020

woozle 

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

woozle by Extremityman November 1, 2023

woozeld

Something really cool and/or amazing

"What a great movie that was bro!"
"I know right I'm woozeld"

woozeld by Omelette February 23, 2017

woozle 

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

woozle by ColdVantage January 5, 2005