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A penis that takes the form of a slinky. It is commonly very wobbly and elastic like. This derogatory term is commonly used in London specifically near the towns of Acton and Chiswick.
Rupert: Cri'key Quinton did you see Vincents wozzler?

Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.
Wozzler by Splitta.dawg December 26, 2009
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A disregardable female who engages in oral sex freely
Your shordy is a wozzler I don't wanna hear it
Wozzler by MSavage May 30, 2018
Related Words
" yeo shordy run wozzles"
wozzles by piece_of_cake April 17, 2018
Wozzles, slang word for blow job or sucking d!ck, running wozzles, running top also known as wozzies
"Yeo shordy you bout competing over and running wozzles "
Wozzles by Reckless.cee August 24, 2017
Someone who Is a fun loving cuteness Canadian elder male in love with coding, he loves to help people and also looming no over his glasses is common, wozzberry is a cute snuggly name given to people as such
What a wozzberry
Wozzberry by Mr. Wozzberry April 25, 2017

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle 

What you say when you are the "The Original Party Worm" from Planet Wormulon.
"Party on Contest Winners......Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!"

rizzler wizzler 

A person who is able to pull girls with a wizard costume.
That guy in a wizard costume is a rizzler wizzler, he already has 5 girls and none of them are his girlfriend.
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