Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

flop wazzled

A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.

I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck

by BTK29 October 11, 2017

wiz wazzled

To trick one in such a fashion that the person on the recieving end has to stop and think at a later time: "What just happened here?". To leave one in the state of dumbfoundedness through any sort of tomfoolery.

After The Kid and his crew left the local sport store, the cashier wondered how they could buy a $500 golf club for $15.86.

by Anthony Fratto March 27, 2003

wiz wazzled

To trick in a sly and underhanded fashion; to confuse someone to the extent that they have no clue what just went on.

After losing all his money in the Video Poker Machines, Hollywood wizz wazzled the kitty on the bar for two bits.

by Johnny Fontaine March 27, 2003

Mazzle Wazzle

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish

Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.

by The Kinect January 20, 2011

Coon Wazzler

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.

"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"

by Blakey G May 22, 2016

Wazzles

It means to give head/ suck dick

Boy: hey wanna run wazzles
Girl:what’s wazzles
Boy: it’s head
Girl: aight bet

by Penis inspector November 15, 2019