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Wisdom from an old and weary man or woman who grew up in the harsh urban environment and went to the School of Hard Knocks.
Tim: "Man, yesterday I had a talk with my old uncle Joe. That dude has a lot of wizzledom. He told me how to win over ladies, how to find good deals, how to get out of legal trouble, and even how to make a kiss-ass stereo."

Gavin: "Wow, I wish my gramps had that kind of know-how, but the poor guy got alzheimers."
Wizzledom by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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A process of combining wisdom with natural abilities and in so doing using both your head and heart to achieve an objective.
Tackling a task with wisdom in combination with natural abilities puts the WIZZ in WISDOM... "Wizzdom"
Wizzdom by Tee S March 20, 2013
You know how every forum has a few idiots who think they're genuine geniuses, but in fact they're just cocky, obnoxious, shit-for-brain teenagers? Wizzdom, as opposite to wisdom. To be used sarcastically
Thank you for your words of wizzdom
wizzdom by Jans March 12, 2005

Wimbledome 

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.
Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.
Wimbledome by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009
a land where pissing publicly is praised and exposing the body part relieving it's self is openly applauded
lf a place like Wizzdom existed l could just drop my draws anywhere and piss with great abandon !
wizzdom by Timouthy Titmouse August 28, 2020
The state of the skin when immersed in a hot bath tub for an extended period of time...AKA pruny
My son was very wizzled after being in the tub for an hour
Wizzled by Topgun8463 February 11, 2009

wazzledonkey 

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick
"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"
wazzledonkey by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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