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Wisdom from an old and weary man or woman who grew up in the harsh urban environment and went to the School of Hard Knocks.
Tim: "Man, yesterday I had a talk with my old uncle Joe. That dude has a lot of wizzledom. He told me how to win over ladies, how to find good deals, how to get out of legal trouble, and even how to make a kiss-ass stereo."

Gavin: "Wow, I wish my gramps had that kind of know-how, but the poor guy got alzheimers."
Wizzledom by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Words you can keep
A process of combining wisdom with natural abilities and in so doing using both your head and heart to achieve an objective.
Tackling a task with wisdom in combination with natural abilities puts the WIZZ in WISDOM... "Wizzdom"
Wizzdom by Tee S March 20, 2013
You know how every forum has a few idiots who think they're genuine geniuses, but in fact they're just cocky, obnoxious, shit-for-brain teenagers? Wizzdom, as opposite to wisdom. To be used sarcastically
Thank you for your words of wizzdom
wizzdom by Jans March 12, 2005

Wimbledome 

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.
Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.
Wimbledome by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009
a land where pissing publicly is praised and exposing the body part relieving it's self is openly applauded
lf a place like Wizzdom existed l could just drop my draws anywhere and piss with great abandon !
wizzdom by Timouthy Titmouse August 28, 2020
The state of the skin when immersed in a hot bath tub for an extended period of time...AKA pruny
My son was very wizzled after being in the tub for an hour
Wizzled by Topgun8463 February 11, 2009

wazzledonkey 

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick
"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"
wazzledonkey by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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