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Wozzed

To completely mess up a golden opportunity to secks a wimmen.
This guy completely Wozzed it:

"So I've known this girl for several months, but I'm not necessarily close with her by any means. She's flying into town and needs a ride afterward, so I offer to help. In exchange she offers to buy me dinner and pay for gas.

Now, a little background. When we first met, she was flirty with me when we saw each other at parties (what girl isn't, right?) but I wasn't particularly interested at the time because I had another girl in mind. We still talked on occasion etc, but she eventually started seeing this other guy "unofficially." I vaguely knew of this, but the matter was never discussed between us.

Back on target, we get to the restaurant (a fairly fancy place that she had picked out) and we're just making small talk (talking about her trip, etc) when about halfway through she casually drops "Oh, ______ and I broke up. I mean, I guess we weren't ever really dating but..." to which I think I said "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." or something. Small talk continued and dinner went well.

We get back to her apartment early in the evening and I help her move her bags up. After we're inside she says "Oh, I've got these great pictures of us from _____ (a party we were both at)" which we look at. I notice that she skips by the pictures with "former boyfriend" pretty quickly.

I hear about a party nearby and invite her along, and we head out. Mild drinking ensues, but she's obviously tired from her plane flight and isn't having the greatest time, so I offer to drive her back home. As she gets out of the car she says "Call me about lunch tomorrow" and we exchange good nights.

Now that you've all been bored to death with my life, what's your opinion on this? I think I'm reading too much into the situation and she was just making small-talk. Then again, we have never before discussed anything about relationships, so I wouldn't have considered us friends on that level.

Normally I'd just ask her out for real and get it over with, but we've got lots of mutual friends, and I'd rather not make encounters awkward in the future if I'm misreading this now."
by FFAGuy October 13, 2008
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Woozzed-Out

Woozzed-Out
is when you are too drunk from the alcohol and you can’t focus.
dazed out on a downer drug.
Big Kai: Hey, why did you leave the club so early last night,
Ryne-O: bruh i was really Woozzed-Out; I had to go home I was in a daze.

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wizzed

destroy a discord server, ban all members, delete all channels
guy: my server got wizzed
guy: did you see that nick eh 30s server got wizzed?!
by aries1337 April 11, 2021
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wuzzed

To be made past tense or attacked maliciously, Or perhaps both.
While ghost riding the whip, I saw some buster muhfuggas playing marbles. As I crept by, still ghost riding the whip, I yelled “Get Wuzzed muhfuggas". They ran knowing their fate was sealed if they didn't, and left me with a buncha new marbles. Word.
by TheWuzzard May 4, 2014
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National wozzels day

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.
Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia
by Retro__ May 13, 2017
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wazzed

Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy
I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers
by bignutzac May 23, 2011
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Wezzed

To receive an overwhelming amount of often superfluous information, more often than not from a zealous salesperson. Can also relate to the investigation carried out by that salesman in order to qualify a potential buyer of goods / services.
Shall we buy a car from here John? No chance, did you see that poor cunt getting wezzed over there when we arrived?

Tony, I'm not sure this buyer is legit, I need him wezzing please - see what you can find
by G Phresh November 9, 2017
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