The act of destroying one's life by playing the video game World Of Warcraft (W.O.W.) whether it be physically, socially, or both. Wowicide can be an inflicted or self-inflicted act where playing the video game and slowly losing your firends is an act of wowicide, but also giving the video game to another person is an equally heinous offense. There is no known therapy for victims of wowicide, the final result inevitably being loss of friends, loss of respect, and loss of life.
-"Dude, what happened to Jeff I haven't seen him in a month?"
-"Oh man, we didn't want to tell you yet, but he committed WoWicide recently."
-"That's terrible... why would he do something like that?"
-"I don't know but it's okay... Jeff will always live on through our memories... as a queefy nerd."
Pronounced "Wow T.V." - Women obsessed with their vaginas.
Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
"Dude, how does anyone findAmy Schumer funny? All her jokes revolve around her vagina."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.