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Wokitude 

Noun: The behavioral intersection between wokeness and a bad attitude about life.
Geez, that guy has a real bad case of wokitude...he just seems angry all the time.
Wokitude by La Pluma May 12, 2021
Related Words
wowit Wowitude Wowity wowie wowing Womit Wowtastic wowie zowie WoWtard wowies
good luck my fellow wowigans , I do hope you receive legendary loot!

WoWicide 

The act of destroying one's life by playing the video game World Of Warcraft (W.O.W.) whether it be physically, socially, or both. Wowicide can be an inflicted or self-inflicted act where playing the video game and slowly losing your firends is an act of wowicide, but also giving the video game to another person is an equally heinous offense. There is no known therapy for victims of wowicide, the final result inevitably being loss of friends, loss of respect, and loss of life.
-"Dude, what happened to Jeff I haven't seen him in a month?"
-"Oh man, we didn't want to tell you yet, but he committed WoWicide recently."
-"That's terrible... why would he do something like that?"
-"I don't know but it's okay... Jeff will always live on through our memories... as a queefy nerd."
Pronounced "Wow T.V." - Women obsessed with their vaginas.

Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
"Dude, how does anyone find Amy Schumer funny? All her jokes revolve around her vagina."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
WOWTV by FemSlayer3000 May 24, 2018
When one thinks they are so cool/badass, but they are not. Certain hobbies/trends can be wowish as well...
Person 1: "Dude, Euro Racing is so wowish!"
Person 2: "I couldn't agree more."
Wowish by Lino Schmino January 8, 2006

yeahyeahyeah wowie capowie 

A celebratory exclamation, usually delivered with a squeaky or high-pitched intonation.

The last word--capowie--can never be spelled with a K. Ever. That would just be silly.
Larry: Oh my god!

Leslie: What is it, Larry?

Larry: I just got a new high score in Robot Unicorn Attack!

Leslie: YEAHYEAHYEAH WOWIE CAPOWIE!