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Short for "would have".
I woulda played fo good.
woulda by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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woulda'did 

The Cambodian-American bastardization of the English phrase "would have done", made famous by the Turnerite Prostopher.
I woulda'did played some more basketball, but I got tired, so I sat on it.
woulda'did by ajp2 September 25, 2018

woulda coulda shoulda 

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."
Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.
Literally meaning "good luck high five uwu uwu" in any Hypixel game.
woula
woula by ItzZanty April 5, 2021

woolgather 

To engage in fanciful daydreaming
I sat at my desk, woolgathering about being on a tropical island with a hot guy who was crazy about me.
woolgather by Gilbygrape February 13, 2007
variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.
"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"
wouldable by T-Bone February 11, 2004