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1. someone who insults you if you slightly tick him off or annoy him.

2. someone you dont want to come across in Halo 3.

3. busts a "thats what she said" to almost anything said.

4. someone who will put stuff in your hair, if your hair is long.

Wow dude im sorry if i tapped your shoulder, you dont have to be a Wosk about it.

Holy crap I was just destroyed by Wosk.

Ok...enough acting like Wosk please.

Haha dude I think you just got Wosked.
Wosk by hax pex May 6, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you eat a noodle and it comes out the other end (butthole) purple.

Happened to me before, true story.
The colour is a common purple like a royal purple (look it up)

Pronunciation*
Woh-sk
Guy 1: hey Jimmy, wōsk that noodle!
Herd of dudes: wōsK It, Wōsk IT, wōsK iT!!!
Jimmy: I am, I have successfully wōsked the noodle!!

Random Srag in backround: *points at Jimmy's butthole* hey gang, look at Jims but, the noodle is coming out purple! Delicious!

**Everyone starts to Gibpet**
wōsk by yetersed April 3, 2019
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oskie woskie 

an oskie is an ounce of weed. the woskie part is just a rhyming add on. try listening to the outkast cd - aquemini at the end of the song synthesizer.
what it look like for the oskie woskie?
oskie woskie by Moeski Woeski December 31, 2005

woskxnqpalzm 

When you're so bored in school etc. that you start going down the second to last rows on each side then go to the first row on both sides.
You: woskxnqpalzm
Friend: Wtf
You: I'm sick of this class man it's so boring I even did qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsanbvcxz...

Woskafication 

The process of causing extreme exhaustion to ones self by undergoing extensive book review and/ or literary analysis.

To have successfully underwent a semester with Mrs. Woska, altering the thought process of students and obtaining knowledge such as knowing that a quote never means what one originally thinks (Woskafying/ Woskafied).

After the woskafication of Romeo and Juliet, we can establish that Romeo is a baby, Benvolio is a pimp, and Mercutio is an idiot. We also established that anyone who was in the modern Romeo and Juliet is an asshole.
Woskafication by Edgar Ravens April 19, 2009

Loski Woski

Keep it on the download no shade. Low key.
"Man, I've been on the Loski Woski lately keeping it in the penthouse watching Chapo on Netflix." Ken Wesson
Loski Woski by Nashville Star August 14, 2018
It’s a word used in Nigeria,particularly Southern Nigeria which is used to validate a person (Used mainly in the streets,made viral by Popular Rapper Harry Carter in his song Woski)
“Nobody in my Circle is fake,all my bros are woski.”

“That is guy too woski oh,his type is rare”
WOSKI by Semajsage March 5, 2019
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