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Something in the closet. From Dr Seuss's "There's a Wocket in My Pocket".
Did you ever have the feeling there's a zamp in the lamp, or a nink in the sink, or a woset in the closet?

"Tom Cruise is hanging out in my storage space"
"Sure, he's one Xenu-worshipping woset"
by Sebastian Weetabix September 19, 2007
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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