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Something in the closet. From Dr Seuss's "There's a Wocket in My Pocket".
Did you ever have the feeling there's a zamp in the lamp, or a nink in the sink, or a woset in the closet?

"Tom Cruise is hanging out in my storage space"
"Sure, he's one Xenu-worshipping woset"
woset by Sebastian Weetabix October 3, 2007
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what de mean suis woset
woset by AilThorBaby May 19, 2022
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woketard 

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.
That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!
Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020
Wosege, literally meaning “they will hear about it” in the Ewe dialect of the people from Volta Region, Ghana. Wosege is a “religion”, a collective of young moguls, musicians and business men typically from Volta Region, Ghana who made it out. Their slang “Wosege” or “Woss” is meant to show where they’re from and the people they belong to.
The Wosege boys have taken over to East Legon
wosege by youngstoneyy March 28, 2021

woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.
“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”
woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

woketard 

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."
woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019
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