Woketh

A feeling of awakening and realization.

Person A: The government has been lying this entire time!
Person B: Wow, I'm woketh.

by Ian/JosieIan/josie April 13, 2017

woketh

to be "woketh" means to be both woke and shook at the same time. it usually happens to someone when they finally realize something that they were ignorant to before.

caitlyn: "that documentary was really heavy"
hannah: "i know right, i didn't realize that any of this was happening"
rachel: "same, i'm so woketh now"

by lilpussybitch December 27, 2017

woketard

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

woketivism

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.

“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”

by anonymous September 11, 2020

woketard

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

wokeshit

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.

guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."

by xo rach April 4, 2021