wosege 

Wosege, literally meaning “they will hear about it” in the Ewe dialect of the people from Volta Region, Ghana. Wosege is a “religion”, a collective of young moguls, musicians and business men typically from Volta Region, Ghana who made it out. Their slang “Wosege” or “Woss” is meant to show where they’re from and the people they belong to.

The Wosege boys have taken over to East Legon

wosege by youngstoneyy March 28, 2021

Wosage 

The noise your stomach makes, but sounds like you are farting.

Excuse me, that was a wosage!

Wosage by SpudDMC January 28, 2021

Wokege 

Wokege | ˈwōkäjē |
noun

1. The leader who understands the multiple realities beyond generations through the tangible concept of quantum physics.

• The commander who leads a group, organization, or country through various methods of quantum mechanics: the leader of a village.

• an informal form of address, especially to someone of superior rank or status: Wokege sees beyond out vision.

adjective (US informal)
Alert to various outcomes surpassing the multitudes of classification and emotions: The Hokege is woke on another level, we‘re in another dream state within a dream.

ORIGIN
US English: The combination of Hokege from late 17th century Japan: 火影, Literally meaning: Fire Shadow and Woke from Old English (recorded only in the past tense wōc), also partly from the weak verb wacian ‘remain awake, hold a vigil’, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch waken and German wachen;

There have been eight Hokage in the village's history, but only one who saw before and after. The Wokege carried the largest burden of them all, knowing that all of history will repeat itself one day.

Wokege by 7th Hokege November 11, 2018

Woegenmonger 

A tall sloth-like beast that is found naturally on couches or near mountains of empty cans. Very reluctant to atend social outings. Will sleep for 20 hours after intoxicated, after consuming many a toasted sandwich. Doesn't react well to vinegar or sandcastles.

Stop being a woegenmonger and come drinking.
"Thank god there's no woegenmongers around", said the sandcastle to the other sandcastles.
Why are you woegenmongering on the couch?

Woegenmonger by TNUCASINIVEK December 4, 2010

wiseGEEK 

An ancient knowledge that believes, and lives by, the truth that most people on this earth are douchebags.

Love all, trust a few.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and wiseGEEK.

A wiseGEEK once said to me •I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

wiseGEEK by fatalSTRENGTH August 7, 2010