Worth Shit

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- This saying can be used in a positive or negative way, to compliment or insult a person/place/thing/ etc...

Positive meaning:
Guy 1- Man, this guy's dancing skills is seriously worth shit.
Guy 2- Yeah man, he's going places.

Negative meaning:
Guy 1- Like my car? I got it just last week.
Guy 2- Haha, man...this car ain't worth shit.

Sarcastic:
Guy 1- This antique will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come.
Guy 2- Yeah man...it'll be worth some serious shit...really.

Worth Shit by mojo86 May 30, 2006

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ain't worth shit

Not even worthy of feces.

Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.

ain't worth shit by tybrenis December 15, 2012

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Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

Not worth jack shit by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

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Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

Worth A Shit by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

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worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

worth its weight in shit by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

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Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

Not worth a shite by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

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worthship

worthship is my ignorance failure to see the value of something,until another shows me it`s true worth

jesus said in john 17 i have revealed your true character
jesus came to show men the true worthship of GOD,
BY LIVING A LIFE OF PLEASING GOD

worthship by BLAZO February 21, 2011

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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