works for me 

A commonly used phrase by software developers to indicate that the bug reported by a user is not repeatable on their machine, and will therefore receive no more attention. Usually connotes a dismissive approach, where anything that is not visible immediately to the developer is "someone else's problem" and is therefore not worth fixing.

User: The website does not show any content when I log in.

Developer: Works for me.

works for me by arzec October 29, 2012

works for me 

1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.

2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.

1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.

2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”

The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”

The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”

“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”

works for me by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004

works for me! 

David Archuleta song

David Archuleta sang "Works For Me!" at the Boston Jingle Ball.

works for me! by ArchuloverCrush January 12, 2010

let me know how that works out for you 

the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'

Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"

let me know how that works out for you by notyourgirlfriend February 9, 2012

That's not gonna work for me brotha 

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

That's not gonna work for me brotha by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

you got me lost for words 

phrase that one says when he/she is stunned or awed by another person

your girl is wearing the most beautiful dress ever
guy- You got me lost for words

you got me lost for words by you got me lost for words May 11, 2008

Why does it only work for men? 

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.

Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."

Why does it only work for men? by Hym Iam September 14, 2025