a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's

my wife's a wooman dude, shoulda married a church chick.

wooman by vortex June 10, 2003

wooman

1. A guy who is able to seek the attention and love of women.
2. A Chinese guy with the last name Woo.
3. A guy with the last name Woo who acts like a woman.

1. Man, that Mike really has a way with the ladies. He is such a wooman!!
2. Brian: Hey where's Wooman at?
Mike: How come you keep calling me that?
Brian: Cuz your last name is Woo and you're the man!!! WOOMAN!!
3. Brian: That Tom Woo is such a girl!! He might as well be a one! What a WOOMAN!!

wooman by Jenn K January 4, 2009

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Wooman

Noun: woo-man

1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.

The wooman explained to the other Mommies on Facebook that coffee enemas will cure measles and vaxxed should receive an academy award.

Wooman by DeeMM October 27, 2018

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wooman

a Chinese man with the last name woo.

Jen: Hey man, is he speaking Chinese? His last name is chang, isn't it?
Brian: Indeed, he's speaking Chinese, but his last name isn't chang, it's woo - he's a wooman.

wooman by Brian W 22 October 31, 2007

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Woomance

A combination of woo and romance with efforts focused on making one fall in love with you. A step below seduction but above courting.

Mr. Darcy woomanced Elizabeth Bennett, and they lived happily ever after.

After many failed attempts, Jeremy was able to woomance Rebecca.

Our anniversary was very woomantic. He surprised me with a trail of flower petals, a bubble bath, champagne, and a song he wrote.

Woomance by The Woomancer December 7, 2013

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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