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Noun: woo-man

1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.
The wooman explained to the other Mommies on Facebook that coffee enemas will cure measles and vaxxed should receive an academy award.
by DeeMM October 28, 2018
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noun

1. A person with a PHd in immunology, a doctor, paediatrician or other medical professional who uses logic and evidence to prove that vaccines are safe and argues that Google searches do not equal 7 to 13 years of tertiary qualifications
2. an accomplice of the medical fraternity who poses as a genuine supporter of evidence based medicine who insists on explaining to others, in particular wooman, why their google searchers, logical fallacies and anecdotes are not evidence

verb (to shill)
1. To provide overwhelming medical evidence to support vaccination to those who espouse homeopathy, herbal medicine and vagina crystals.
2. To have the audacity to pull logical fallacies apart on anti-vaccination sites
“Dr Offit is a shill who doesn’t realise how dangerous vaccines are” said the Wooman on the site Alkaline Water Cures Everything.

She shilled the Natural News website by showing that despite their assertions no-one had died of Measles this year the WHO indicated over 78 000 people had died of measles this year.
by DeeMM October 28, 2018
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