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Noun: woo-man

1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.
The wooman explained to the other Mommies on Facebook that coffee enemas will cure measles and vaxxed should receive an academy award.
by DeeMM October 27, 2018
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a male who have physical traits of a female and sexual traits of a male, (often confused with man-woo)
I thought that woo-man was a girl!
by ultrabasshead September 03, 2008
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1. A guy who is able to seek the attention and love of women.
2. A Chinese guy with the last name Woo.
3. A guy with the last name Woo who acts like a woman.
1. Man, that Mike really has a way with the ladies. He is such a wooman!!
2. Brian: Hey where's Wooman at?
Mike: How come you keep calling me that?
Brian: Cuz your last name is Woo and you're the man!!! WOOMAN!!
3. Brian: That Tom Woo is such a girl!! He might as well be a one! What a WOOMAN!!
by Jenn K October 16, 2007
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a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's
my wife's a wooman dude, shoulda married a church chick.
by vortex June 10, 2003
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a Chinese man with the last name woo.
Jen: Hey man, is he speaking Chinese? His last name is chang, isn't it?
Brian: Indeed, he's speaking Chinese, but his last name isn't chang, it's woo - he's a wooman.
by Brian W 22 October 16, 2007
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I am the wo man because i got called it by the century fm goffy himself because i kept getting all the answers correct and then shouting wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Ric Flair is also an example of a wo man because he always shouts it when he's wrestling. But he knicked the idea of me because i am the original woooooo mannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by WOOOOOO MANNNNNNNNNN September 17, 2004
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