wooney 

A person, or persons, who has an extraordinary talent that does not require the use of any brainpower whatsoever.

The talented footballer was an absolute wooney when it came to matters of intetlligence.

wooney by BuddyCraigandMax May 2, 2007

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.

oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.

tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017

Wayne Wooney 

Player on Manchester United.

Wayne Wooney would of scored that.

Wayne Wooney by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Wozney 

an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips

yo bro, that kid is a straight wozney, dontcha think?
yea, before you know it everyone will be a wozney

Wozney by D Cowboys February 9, 2012

Wookey Hole 

Wookey hole definitely only means female genitalia.

The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.

Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.

''I sexed my girlfriend in her big, hairy wookey hole''

Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure

''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''

Wookey Hole by dr6785 April 10, 2012

Wooley Mammoth 

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010