wooney
A person, or persons, who has an extraordinary talent that does not require the use of any brainpower whatsoever.
wooney by BuddyCraigandMax May 2, 2007
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wooney • tuney wooney • Wayne Wooney • Wookey • Wooleybooger • Wookey Hole • wooley mammoth • whoney • wooned • Woopey
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Wayne Wooney by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010
Coobage Pooch Wooner
A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
Wozney
an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips
Wookey Hole
Wookey hole definitely only means female genitalia.
The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.
Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.
The cave park by that name is just the owners having a dirty joke at the expense of the general public who have to hear young children and parents saying that phrase outright and inappropriately in public.
Another miss used word is 'pussy'. I feel so uncomfortable hearing my mother constantly telling my cat that he is a ''naughty pussy''.
''I sexed my girlfriend in her big, hairy wookey hole''
Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure
''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''
Father : My wife is going to show the kids around the wookey hole this weekend.
Father's mate: What the cave park?
Father : No, her pussy
Father mate: Oh! ... can I bring my kids too
Father : Sure
''Apparently it is cheaper buying tickets to go inside a wookey hole if you buy them off street rather than through an agency''
Wookey Hole by dr6785 April 10, 2012
Wooley Mammoth
Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010
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