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an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips
yo bro, that kid is a straight wozney, dontcha think?
yea, before you know it everyone will be a wozney
Wozney by D Cowboys February 9, 2012
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tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.
oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.
tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017
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an insult or an obnoxious person who dates dicks ,sucks cox ,smokes dope ,15% black and wants to fuck dogs!!!
Wow that girl is such a wizney!

Dont be a wizney now.
Wizney by 3d stick and sparkle March 3, 2010
This is a race of extraordinary people who are superior in everyway. They are lead by queen agnus, prince phill and Princess olivia.
Tho become a wozny i must marry domo
wozny by Grampy Ron June 16, 2021
A person, or persons, who has an extraordinary talent that does not require the use of any brainpower whatsoever.
The talented footballer was an absolute wooney when it came to matters of intetlligence.
wooney by BuddyCraigandMax May 2, 2007

Wayne Wooney 

Wayne Wooney would of scored that.
Wayne Wooney by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010
When you can’t stop laughing while your extremely tired
I’m soo wozey i can’t stop hahahahahaha
Wozey by Chickynuggy March 7, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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