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an individual who thinks he's better than what he actually is, in life and in sports. Namely hockey. He has fat ass lips and speaks with a stupid slur. An uncool, too cocky for his own good attitude that that almost overlooks his fat lips
yo bro, that kid is a straight wozney, dontcha think?
yea, before you know it everyone will be a wozney
Wozney by D Cowboys February 9, 2012
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tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.
oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.
tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017
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an insult or an obnoxious person who dates dicks ,sucks cox ,smokes dope ,15% black and wants to fuck dogs!!!
Wow that girl is such a wizney!

Dont be a wizney now.
Wizney by 3d stick and sparkle March 3, 2010
This is a race of extraordinary people who are superior in everyway. They are lead by queen agnus, prince phill and Princess olivia.
Tho become a wozny i must marry domo
wozny by Grampy Ron June 16, 2021
A person, or persons, who has an extraordinary talent that does not require the use of any brainpower whatsoever.
The talented footballer was an absolute wooney when it came to matters of intetlligence.
wooney by BuddyCraigandMax May 2, 2007

Wayne Wooney 

Player on Manchester United.
Wayne Wooney would of scored that.
Wayne Wooney by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010
When you can’t stop laughing while your extremely tired
I’m soo wozey i can’t stop hahahahahaha
Wozey by Chickynuggy March 7, 2019
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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