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wooly sock 

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.
Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor
wooly sock by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009
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hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

2 cats fucking in a wool sock 

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

wool sock 

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!
“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”
wool sock by Smashatime December 21, 2017

Himalayan Wool Sock 

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

wool socks 

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.
He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.
wool socks by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021
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