A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
The answer for poor but cultured people's true hatred of bud light
beer and the rednecks that drink it. It was born of natural ingredients, and still a smooth refreshing beer (not really but damn its cheap). Also a status symbol among elitist dub-v
born males trying to make a better name for their state.
redneck at a party: hey man u want a bud-light?
me: Fuck you. *cracks open a Busch*
Extremely hot. Very Humid.
Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.
the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"
cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.
Sell me mexican brick for 300 dollars an OZ again and ill stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon
The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.