cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.
by kill yourself please October 07, 2005
The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
by kill yourself please October 05, 2005
A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.
by kill yourself please October 02, 2005
by kill yourself please October 03, 2005
A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
B. Not taking advantage of a situation
Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand
song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.
Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
*********
Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.
by kill yourself please October 03, 2005
by kill yourself please December 07, 2005
rocky top is really a drink that poor white trash bought when they couldn't afford faygo at the foodland.
starving redneck boy: mommy im thirsty can we get a can of faygo?
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.
mom: shut up u stupid shit im trying hear the race...here's a quarter go get a rocky top.
by kill yourself please October 03, 2005